So now we got an absolute answer what's actually going to happen on 2012: a sunspot.

That's it. XD Now now don't worry. All it means is that things are gonna get quite a bit warmer. Actually, the strongest solar flare we had was over a hundred years ago. And guess what happened: The Northern Lights.

So basically, the sun is just gonna put its butt up and fart and give us a prettier show. What really got me though was that there was this tv ad for some kind of science program that predicted this and are kinda blowin' things out of proportions to say in the least. They seemed to have somehow gotten the idea that this sunspot is gonna blast everyone on Earth to bits. So guess how they plan to save everyone: a lottery. Yeah, you're gonna gamble with billions of lives. You're going to pick at random who lives and who dies. Yeah. that's sooooo comfortin' to hear that I might die because I apparently forgot about your bullcrap four years ago and I probably would have died anyway if I went along with your 'lan'. Makes perfect sense.